Depressed Bear

Depressed Bear had a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Depressed Bear often carried a pen that they liked to share. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it was awesome. Strangely, a pen being the item selected.

Depressed Bear always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Depressed Bear owned a cucumber that they would embrace. This could be considered an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Bear desperately desired a CD player that they would often put on his head. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Depressed Bear often carried a cup that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup of all things.