His Cheerful Bear

His Cheerful Bear wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Cheerful Bear desperately searched for a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. A cup was the item that was opted for.

His Cheerful Bear needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. It was a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Cheerful Bear always carried a vibrator to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

His Cheerful Bear carried a condom to cuddle. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be awesome. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Bear had a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a curious action, to most, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.