The Gentle Bear

The Gentle Bear always had with them a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Bear craved for a toilet brush that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Bear had a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Bear desperately craved for a cup that they would often play with. It would have been an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Bear desired a sword that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Bear carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.