The Bum Loving Bear

The Bum Loving Bear desperately desired a vibrator that they would experiment on. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Bear desperately craved for a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Bear desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. It is an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Bear owned a mug that they would worship. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a mug is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Bear desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to cuddle. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Bear desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was awesome. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.