My Naughty Bear

My Naughty Bear carried a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

My Naughty Bear always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

My Naughty Bear always kept a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

My Naughty Bear needed a piece of paper that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to select.

My Naughty Bear owned a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to select.

My Naughty Bear desired a little monkey to worship. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item selected.