The Jolly Bear

The Jolly Bear always kept a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato having that done to it

The Jolly Bear looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Jolly Bear desperately needed a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

The Jolly Bear desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Bear desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.

The Jolly Bear needed a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.