Weary Bear

Weary Bear looked for a ball that they would sometimes worship. It might be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Weary Bear found a bottle of beer that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Weary Bear desperately wanted a cup to play with. One might say this is a different action, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

Weary Bear desperately looked for a can of coke that they would often share. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Weary Bear owned a pen that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was selected.

Weary Bear desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.