The Exciting Bear

The Exciting Bear wanted a bottle of wine to rub on his belly. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Bear always carried a vibrator to experiment on. It might have been an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Bear desperately desired a bat to rub on his belly. It might have been a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Bear desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a different activity, to me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Bear desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Bear desired a tomato that they would occasionally drop. It might be a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A tomato is the thing that was chosen.