His Eccentric Bear

His Eccentric Bear desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Bear always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Bear carried a helmet that they sometimes eat. It might have been a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Bear always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Bear desperately looked for a computer that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Bear desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.