The Handsome Bear

The Handsome Bear desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. It might have been a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Bear desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Bear desperately desired a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Handsome Bear craved for a melon that they would throw. This seems to be an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Bear wanted a ball that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to select.

The Handsome Bear found a dildo to put on his head. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item selected.