Their Magical Bear

Their Magical Bear always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

Their Magical Bear desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Their Magical Bear desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Their Magical Bear looked for a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Their Magical Bear needed a cucumber that they would share. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Their Magical Bear desperately searched for a condom that they would often break. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to choose.