Talented Bear

Talented Bear desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Talented Bear carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Talented Bear desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Talented Bear looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. This seems a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Talented Bear desperately needed a spade that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a spade having that done to it

Talented Bear owned a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.