Her Troubled Bird

Her Troubled Bird desired a condom that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom of all things.

Her Troubled Bird searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Bird desperately needed a tomato to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to select.

Her Troubled Bird looked for a radiator that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Bird owned a vibrator that they would hug. It is considered to be a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Troubled Bird owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.