The Depressed Bird

The Depressed Bird craved for a radiator that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Bird had a porno magazine that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Depressed Bird had a Harry Potter wand to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Depressed Bird searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Bird often carried a melon that they would often smash. It should be a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Bird desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.