Retarded Bird

Retarded Bird always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Retarded Bird wanted a computer that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Bird found a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Retarded Bird craved for a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. It is an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Bird searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Bird needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.