Their Ugly Bird

Their Ugly Bird wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Ugly Bird always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Their Ugly Bird found a radiator to break. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Their Ugly Bird always had with them a vibrator that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A vibrator being the item opted for.

Their Ugly Bird carried a hat that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Their Ugly Bird always carried a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.