The Nervous Bird

The Nervous Bird wanted a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A pen is the thing to select.

The Nervous Bird desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Nervous Bird desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Nervous Bird always carried a set square that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

The Nervous Bird desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was amazing. A condom would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Bird desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A bottle of beer being the item opted for.