The Angry Bird

The Angry Bird looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a funny activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Bird looked for a rubber johnny to annihilate One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Angry Bird desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Angry Bird often carried a wig to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was fun. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Bird owned a block of cheese to play with. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Bird craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.