My Retarded Bird

My Retarded Bird carried a dildo to annihilate This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Bird searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Bird needed a dildo to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

My Retarded Bird always had with them a computer that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a computer being the item selected.

My Retarded Bird found a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Bird desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.