Her Troubled Bird

Her Troubled Bird needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

Her Troubled Bird desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a condom being the chosen item.

Her Troubled Bird often carried a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Bird always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Troubled Bird desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

Her Troubled Bird often carried a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be sublime. A block of cheese is the thing to choose.