Their Purple Bird

Their Purple Bird desperately needed a bag of flour that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

Their Purple Bird often carried a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Their Purple Bird had a little monkey that they would drop. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Their Purple Bird desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

Their Purple Bird desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Bird found a condom that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.