The Fucking Bird

The Fucking Bird owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Fucking Bird desired a bottle of wine to share. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Bird craved for a set square to embrace. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Bird owned a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Bird desperately wanted a chocolate bar to sleep with. It should be a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Bird owned a pint of beer that they would demolish. It is considered to be an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.