The Funny Bird

The Funny Bird desperately needed a radiator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Funny Bird always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Bird desperately desired a cheese grater that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Bird searched for a bottle of beer that they would embrace. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Bird needed a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword is the item to choose.

The Funny Bird needed a computer that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.