My Lovely Bird

My Lovely Bird searched for a set square that they sometimes throw. It is a funny activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

My Lovely Bird always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Lovely Bird desired a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

My Lovely Bird carried a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

My Lovely Bird had a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a computer being the item opted for.

My Lovely Bird desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.