The Little Bird

The Little Bird desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Little Bird desperately searched for a wig that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Bird desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Little Bird always carried a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Little Bird found a wig that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual action, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

The Little Bird carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.