Her Colourful Bird

Her Colourful Bird desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Her Colourful Bird owned a set square that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it was awesome. Strangely, a set square was the chosen thing.

Her Colourful Bird often carried a pint of cider that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Colourful Bird desperately wanted a stretchman to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Her Colourful Bird often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

Her Colourful Bird wanted a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.