The Cute Bird

The Cute Bird needed a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Cute Bird carried a pencil sharpener that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Cute Bird wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Bird always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Cute Bird needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Cute Bird wanted a sword that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.