His Troubled Bird

His Troubled Bird carried a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Bird desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke of all things.

His Troubled Bird owned a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

His Troubled Bird searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

His Troubled Bird often carried a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awesome. A radiator was the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Bird wanted a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be wonderful. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.