My Bewildered Bird

My Bewildered Bird desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Bird always carried a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Bird always carried a computer that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A computer being the item selected.

My Bewildered Bird searched for a stretchman that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Bird desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

My Bewildered Bird needed a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.