The Brainy Bird

The Brainy Bird always had with them a ball to insert somewhere. It might have been a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Bird desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Brainy Bird always had with them a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

The Brainy Bird desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Bird always kept a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. It would have been a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Bird found a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen item.