Their Fucking Bird

Their Fucking Bird desperately wanted a stapler that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Bird owned a spade to demolish. It might have been an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Bird found a cheese grater to eat. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater of all things.

Their Fucking Bird desperately wanted a helmet that they would play with. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Their Fucking Bird always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Bird desired a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.