His Fucking Bird

His Fucking Bird desperately looked for a vibrator to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Bird desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

His Fucking Bird had a piece of paper that they would play with. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was sublime. A piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Bird looked for a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.

His Fucking Bird desired a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Fucking Bird desperately desired a crown that they liked to drop. It is an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.