Tired Bird

Tired Bird desperately wanted a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Tired Bird wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Tired Bird needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Tired Bird always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Tired Bird found a stretchman to sleep with. It is a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Tired Bird often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.