His Chinese Bird

His Chinese Bird found a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

His Chinese Bird wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Chinese Bird desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Bird desperately looked for a crown to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Bird had a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

His Chinese Bird always had with them a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a spade being the item selected.