The Different Bird

The Different Bird desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. This seems a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Bird desired a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Bird desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Different Bird craved for a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. It is a funny operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Bird needed a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Different Bird found a magic 8 ball to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.