The Round Bird

The Round Bird owned a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Round Bird always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would annihilate It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Round Bird always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Round Bird craved for a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Round Bird desired a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It was a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Round Bird desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would embrace. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.