A Silly Bird

A Silly Bird desperately desired a tomato that they would often worship. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Bird always carried a can of coke that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Silly Bird always carried a pint of cider to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Bird always kept a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a funny action, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awesome. A block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Silly Bird wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Bird desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. It would be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.