My Fat Bird

My Fat Bird always had with them a spade that they liked to worship. It is an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is epic. A spade having that done to it

My Fat Bird desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Bird had a magic 8 ball that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Bird found a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Bird desperately needed a condom that they would throw. This could be considered an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Bird always kept a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.