My Funny Bird

My Funny Bird wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A toilet brush being the item opted for.

My Funny Bird desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A cucumber would be the item that was selected.

My Funny Bird always carried a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

My Funny Bird always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Funny Bird carried a lava lamp that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

My Funny Bird often carried a big sponge that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.