Her Stupid Bird

Her Stupid Bird craved for a radiator to break. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Bird looked for a dildo to drop. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Bird wanted a set square that they would often throw. This seems to be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a set square would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Bird carried a sword that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. A sword being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Bird always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Bird desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.