Their Bum Loving Bird

Their Bum Loving Bird owned a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Their Bum Loving Bird often carried a bag of poop that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Their Bum Loving Bird often carried a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator of all things.

Their Bum Loving Bird looked for a CD player that they liked to smash. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a CD player having that done to it

Their Bum Loving Bird searched for a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Bird often carried a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.