His Stupid Bird

His Stupid Bird looked for a mug that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a mug of all things.

His Stupid Bird wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Bird found a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Bird desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

His Stupid Bird desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

His Stupid Bird wanted a vibrator that they liked to sleep with. It should be a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.