My Chinese Bird

My Chinese Bird always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Bird looked for a bat that they would worship. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

My Chinese Bird desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

My Chinese Bird often carried a big sponge to put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is stunning. A big sponge is the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Bird desperately craved for a vibrator to eat. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

My Chinese Bird wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.