The Purple Bird

The Purple Bird desperately desired a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Purple Bird had a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Purple Bird desperately needed a sword that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword having that done to it

The Purple Bird always had with them a bag of poop that they would often eat. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Bird wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Purple Bird carried a sword that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was sublime. A sword is the thing to choose.