The Unusual Bird

The Unusual Bird always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Bird desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Bird always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Unusual Bird found a pen that they liked to eat. It is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen being the item opted for.

The Unusual Bird found a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Bird had a block of cheese that they would often break. It would be a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.