Nervous Bird

Nervous Bird needed a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Nervous Bird owned a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Nervous Bird craved for a cheese grater that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. A cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Nervous Bird desperately searched for a piece of paper to sit and look at. This seems to be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Nervous Bird desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A tomato is the thing to choose.

Nervous Bird owned a tomato that they would demolish. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was selected.