Different Bird

Different Bird always carried a dildo that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Different Bird desperately looked for a chocolate bar to demolish. It might have been a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar having that done to it

Different Bird desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Different Bird desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a weird idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Different Bird desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Different Bird carried a custard pie to cuddle. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to choose.