A Boring Bird

A Boring Bird always carried a custard pie to annihilate It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

A Boring Bird desperately looked for a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Boring Bird always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes worship. It might be an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Bird looked for a chocolate bar to break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

A Boring Bird desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Boring Bird needed a vibrator that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.