The Funny Bird

The Funny Bird owned a pen that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Bird craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Funny Bird found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a different action, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Funny Bird often carried a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Funny Bird desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Bird craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.