The Talented Bird

The Talented Bird owned a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Talented Bird always kept a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Bird wanted a dildo that they would often throw. This could be considered a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Talented Bird desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Talented Bird desired a set square that they would share. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Bird looked for a mug to smash. It is a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.